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New Show Pitch for EXO Entitled, ‘Let Them Rest’

waitingforeldorado:

Where all members of the group get to sleep in a comfortable bed for 8 hours a day, hang out with friends, find god or whatever their spiritual lives might lead them, and get to be away from the prying eyes of the world.

Budget/Expenses: $0 — since there’s no need for cameras, coordinoonas, or any sort of crew at all, it’s free :D

Not coming to a TV near you because these boys need their fucking time alone.

  • technologic baby:

    b-b-b

  • thomas:

    what is it? baby? birdie?

  • technologic baby:

    buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail, upgrade it charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, snap it, work it, quick, erase it, write it, cut it, paste it, save it, load it, check it, quick rewrite it, plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag and drop it, zip, unzip it, lock it, fill it, call it, find it, view it, code it, jam unlock it, surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it, cross it, crack it, switch update it, name it, rate it, tune it, print it, scan it, send it, fax, rename it, touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it, turn it, leave it, start, format it

  • guy-man:

    holy shit

Me and Drakes first date

  • Drake:

    And that's when I said first of all Barack, I'm mixed, but enough about me. I wanna know about you. *boops my nose*

  • Me:

    Well, I do not like the beach because I do not like sand or crustaceans but I do personally feel very connected to the ocean. I actually feel as if I may be mixed with mermaid.

  • Drake:

    That's so interesting. You are such a well rounded individual. Please, tell me more about you.

  • Me:

    I am very afraid of the dark.

  • Drake:

    A few years back I read a passage that said something like "You're not afraid of the dark, you're afraid of what is inside of the dark." I just thought that was so beautiful.

  • Me:

    ... Are you getting smart with me?

  • Drake:

    Not at all I ju-

  • Me:

    *loudly* Please do not come for me Mr. Graham I know what the hale I'm scared of!

  • Drake:

    ... that was extremely arousing and I'd like to take you home if that's okay with you.

  • Me:

    You pickin up the tab?

  • Drake:

    *nods*

  • Me:

    *puts the basket of rolls in my bag* Get the check.

inabasket:

watch this every night before you go to bed

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